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(July 2004) "Heavy Metal
Genocide." Cover
art: Adi Granov. Script:
John Jackson Miller. Art: Jorge Lucas. Lucas
is back on art chores!! And thank the Maker for it, too. Iron
Man recovers consciousness
(wakes up?) garbed in yet another new armor (cool!) feeling ... drunk?? Aw no!
But wait -- that ain't it! After spewing in his helmet, Stark realizes it isn't
a "drunk" sick. He's suited up in his "High
Gravity Armor," and
proceeds to determine just what is going on. As he [slowly] makes his way around
the ... ship(?) the ... Titanium
Man appears! Iron
Man wastes no time in landing
a haymaker, but after the armored duo trade a few blows, T-Man
pleads for IM
to stop. It's then that Stark realizes where they are: Space!
Suddenly, a video recording of Tony Stark appears on a screen detailing the
situation: A rogue comet will hit Earth, and the ship IM
is on (accelerating at 50 gravities!) is the planet's only hope!
T-Man
is revealed to be an "Andy Stockwell," who is to assist Iron
Man in his mission. The duo
work at the necessary tasks to annihilate the comet, and their first laser blast
ends most of the danger. But, in "Deep Impact-like" fashion, there's
still a small portion of the comet remaining that can still cause major havoc.
As IM
prepares to fire a second laser blast to thwart this threat, T-Man
rocks IM
with a right cross! (On a spectacular splash-page, too!) He reveals himself to
be a communist member of The
Hammer, and is determined
to allow the small part of the comet to hit because it'll destroy the northern Western
Hemisphere! As T-Man
reaches for the control which will stop the ship's second laser blast, he
realizes that IM
has firing key! IM
informs T-Man
that his ploy had several flaws: One, he caught himself almost saying "cosmonaut,"
and two, he pronounced "Energia" (the massive Russian rocket)
with a "hard 'G'" -- the way it should be pronounced in Russian
-- as opposed to almost any American who would've said it like the word
"energy." Enraged, T-Man
attempts to manually destroy the laser -- but it's too late! The massive gun
fires, throwing T-Man
off into space!
JJM
is almost like a 21st century Len Kaminski in that he has expertly woven
left-open plot threads into current stories (remember the "silent" IM
issue where IM
battled T-Man
-- vol.3 #49
-- and we all wondered what happened?), and then closed the matter! Excellent!
Having Stark use his brain instead of brawn -- again -- is always a great touch.
And yet another a new armor! How can you be disappointed? You really can't,
unless you wanna nitpick on just how T-Man
managed to get aboard the spacecraft, and whether he's still alive or not. (My
guess: He is alive. After all, T-Man
has boot jets which would enable him to fly, even in space. The laser blast
probably just knocked him unconscious, that's why he's seen floating away. The
only catching point is just far away from Earth they were. 50 gravities
is a hell of a huge acceleration, so I'd posit that they were quite far
from Terra. But you know that can't keep a good super-villain down!!)
Hube's
Recommendation:  
1/2 repulsors!
Fan
Reaction: Great review on IM #83.
I do agree JJ does a great job of weaving in old plot lines into current
story arcs
without a lot of baggage. However, I still had one question concerning the
return of TM. What happened to the bald look he had (okay he grew some
hair, I can answer that one), as well as the plug that went into the back of his
head into his armor? Was he initially reliant on the armor for life
support, and did he "get better?" Was the armor modified
so that this plug was no longer necessary? If so, why was it on him in the first
place? Was he a "guinea pig" of some sorts over and beyond his
explanation about being a security guard to IM? Still some mysteries to be
resolved.... --
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Fan
Reaction 2: I really like the Cold War theme of this story, since
Iron Man started out as a cold war character. But this story does nothing
to tie up loose ends from issue #49 and I'm really disappointed that Marvel did
nothing about it. Is the guy in the Titanium Man armor supposed to be the same
character in said issue? --
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