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(Aug., 2002) "Book of the
Ten Rings, chapter three" Cover
art: Kia Asamiya. Script:
Mike Grell. Art: Michael Ryan/Sean Parsons, Avalon Studios. "Out
of the Bottle." Script &
Art: Mike Grell.
Special double-sized
anniversary issue! Iron Man's 400th
overall issue! Featuring: pin-ups by past IM
artist greats George Tuska, Bob Layton
and Sean Chen!
OK, that's the good part! Now for the stories....
Iron Man
confronts Ayisha near
the North Pole...the duo do battle and the now-cyborg woman goads Shellhead
into an emotion-laced offensive. But, just as IM
attacks, Temugin (Mandy's
son) pops through the Arctic ice via submarine. He takes IM
and Ayisha prisoner, and while sharing tea with Stark, he explains what he wants
from Tony: his best fight! Tony obliges (having little choice with
Ayisha held hostage) but ends up getting his butt handed to him! But just as Temugin
is about to finish Tony, Ayisha has freed herself, and a consequent explosion
ends up freeing Tony from Temugin's
clutches.
In the second yarn,
Tony is jaunted back to New York in the ship that rescued him up north. He gets
back on the job, stating "there'll be a major announcement from Stark
Enterprises." Rumiko Fujikawa
pops up (no worse for wear). Then the shocker: Tony
reveals to the world that he is Iron Man!
How? By saving a dog from being hit by a car!! (Somebody give me some
smelling salts, please!) And at the end, it is all but stated that Tony and
Pepper had a one-nighter, and that Pep got pregnant from it -- but she lost the
baby in Ayisha's attack.
Just when I
thought Grell may have been on to something, he delivers this dreck. He abandons
an opportunity to make peace with Mandarin's
legacy (although this still has promise, I believe). Tony gets his arse
kicked by Mandy's son -- and Temugin
doesn't even wear his pop's rings!!!??? The armor getting cracked open by Temugin
(bad enough) -- and then removed, hammered out and spot-welded by
the rescuing ship's crew?? Say, whaaaat?? Lastly, if Stark revealing his
secret ID turns out to be valid (Grell hinted at more Ty
Stone shenanigans in an interview in A.I.
#54), the manner in which it was done is absolutely pathetic. And why emulate
Tony Stark from The Ultimates?
Everyone already knows that Tony is Iron
Man. Yeesh. The extra 1/2 repulsor is for the
pin-ups!
Hube's Recommendation: 
1/2 repulsors!
Fan Reaction:
Probably one of the worst issues since Iron Boy. The new suit seems to be weaker
than the first red and gold! Couldn't Tony fly and use sonics like he did in
Black Panther #44??? Grell don't know crap about tech, does he?? Mike Ryan's art
is good, but he seems to be the only guy to draw the new suit well. I'm not keen
on the design -- it's a little too busy for IM. --
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Fan Reaction 2:
Oh, boy. I had it more right than I knew when I remarked about #54.
We are truly seeing an unrecognizable Tony Stark. He is quite literally
not himself. It's been like Tony Stark to leave his friends out of the loop on
occasion (Rhodey being the occurrence that had the most negative impact),
but to betray Happy by actively courting his wife??? I cannot fathom that
one. That's Vol. 2 TS, perhaps. What If? TS, possibly. This just
doesn't fit. That having been said, Tony has always been one who knew the value
of the closely-guarded secret. Now he's just gonna ditch the secret
identity? Doesn't fit. Add to that the numerous things for which Iron Man has
been blamed/accused over the years - from the death of the ambassador to the
armor wars (IM 'died' and was 'replaced') to the murders prior to the Crossing
up to the death of Whiplash - what a ridiculous can of worms. All-in-all, I'd
say Mike Grell is the worst writer to hit IM, second only to the Crossing/Teen
Tony story. Arguably, the Crossing/Teen Tony writers had the excuse of
following the established company edict. I'd wager Mr. Grell does not have
the same excuse. Message to Marvel: Stop messing with the core fundamentals of
the book. The assumption that the established basis for the book will always be
stable is what makes the comic a MAINSTREAM comic. Much as indie-comic
fans may look down on mainstream books, I appreciate the mainstream and its
place in comicdom.
Wow - wrote too much - this must
have me irked. --
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Fan Reaction 3:
OH MY GOD. This...this did NOT just happen....IM#55....nonono...this did not
just happen...it has to be like in the last issues of Spider-Man, vol. 1, where
the Green Goblin unmasks and kills Spider-Man (when really it was all just Gobby
hallucinating)..this has to be some weird DreamVision thing Ty Stone
did.....no...nonono.....Grell did not just reveal to the world that Tony was
Iron Man by SAVING A DOG. No...nonono....this is horrible....Grell should be
banned from Marvel forever...what will he do next, reveal that Peter Parker is
really a Skrull or something? Good god...I hope that this stupid thing Grell did
doesn't stick. I really hope it doesn't. As for your review of the issue, just
because of all the horrible things that happened, give it half a repulsor. This
issue disgusts me. Buy it just for everything else. --
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Fan Reaction 4:
Hello Hube. I've been loving Advanced Iron for a long time now. I just wanted to
tell you my reaction to #400: Loved the Kia Asamiya cover -- its probably the
best cover IM has EVER had. Too bad its the crummy Grell armor, which looks
disturbingly like the Heroes Reborn design. I was really warming to the SKIN
armor, so much effort (and fan input) went into it. Sigh. And inside, Ryan's art
is so gorgeous, why does it have to be wasted on this ugly armor... and this
INSANE writer?
Grell's run on Iron Man has been
the worst ever -- even worse than the Iron Boy story, IMO. Grell is such a poor
storyteller he should be banned from writing comics. I was less than impressed
by his work on Green Arrow and Sable, and he has demonstrated such a titanic
lack of dramatic sensibility AND such a deep lack of knowledge about the history
and character of Iron Man that it's inexcusable to continue to work. His
execution of the "out of the bottle" story was the ultimate expression
of his crumminess. I have been collecting Iron Man since I was a kid. I started
back around issue 120. Now, 280 issues later, Marvel and Grell have made Iron
Man such a bad comic that I can no longer justify buying it. IM #400 is the last
issue of IM I will buy. Really, its all been downhill since Quesada left
-- I think he was the best IM writer I've seen next to Len Kaminski. The
sentient armor story was, I think, the IM story to end all IM stories. I'm going
to buy the TPB of "The Mask In The Iron Man" and consider it the end
of the Iron Man story forever. Damn Quesada for leaving the book, and damn him
for letting Grell ruin it. But at least he left the book in a
"finished" state, so that the rest of this drek could be suitably
ignored.
Here's hoping my words get back
to Joe Q, Mike G, or at least to your fabulous website. -- Benjamin
Fan Reaction 5:
Unlike you, Benjamin, I cannot bring myself to drop Iron Man. Iron Man is
the reason I buy comics at all. I didn’t start collecting comic books
until the very young age of 26. While hanging out with a buddy of mine, I
found myself struck by the War Machine cover of Iron Man (what was it, #282?).
Upon buying and reading that issue, I remembered leafing through an issue of
Iron Man when I was ~6 years old. It was a love story, of all things!
Madame Masque and Tony Stark were enjoying time by themselves – away from the
rest of the world. Why that stuck in my mind, I do not know – but I do
know that since that recollection, my obsession with Iron Man was complete! As
of IM 282, the book was consistenly good for the next couple of years (short of
the art as of #204 or so). Collecting back issues was equally pleasing.
Then came – The Crossing.
What an awful thing to have happen to an IM fan. Completely depressing, it
was. I realize now that I must go back and re-read the entire Heroes
Reborn story, as I was so displeased with the crossing that I couldn’t enjoy
the comeback. I still smart from that. The cohesion of the IM mythos
just isn’t there anymore for me. That having been said, I still find I must
stick with the book. Because of Iron Man, I’ve collected the Avengers,
AWC, Force Works, the War Machine series, Wonder Man, U.S. War Machine (can’t
wait to see it reviewed on your site – need a reviewer, Hube??)… My
joy in IM has lead to branching out in many different directions. But it
would all be meaningless if I didn’t continue to read the book that I gave the
briefest glimpse when I was so young. So, as long as there is Iron Man, I will
continue to buy it. It has taken me so many places over these last 7
years. After all, it will get better eventually, right? --
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Fan Reaction #6:
Well, I’ve calmed down a little since I read Iron Man #55 and I have to tell
you it is an abomination. Grell has killed this book for me, he’s pure crap.
I’m getting flashbacks to Teen Tony and nobody wants that. I think the series
is that bad now. Here are the major flaws in the issue IMO:
1) How is it even possible that
the Mandarin’s son with only his hands, no rings and a human's level of
strength can defeat Iron Man?? This is an absolute travesty and for all intents
and purposes should not even be possible in the Marvel Universe, no way, under
any circumstances. This is such atrocious writing and a betrayal of the
character that I can’t even address it more.
2) What is up with that face
plate popping open repeatedly all of the sudden? You’d think he’d have fixed
the latch or something by now! That is just pure crap. How often has that
happened over the last 40 years? Half a dozen times perhaps? Is this new armor
junk or what? Are Tony’s subsequent armors now weaker and weaker than the
previous models?
3) The armor must be weaker
because how did Temugin get the unconscious Stark out of the armor and into a
bath robe? Hello? How many people have tried that and failed?
4) Certainly not that sailor
that "pounded out a few of the dents… spot welded here and there"
and bingo the most advanced human fighting machine in the world is fixed by a
welder at sea! WOW! Could Grell have less of a grasp of what Tony Stark and Iron
Man are all about? It seems like every year another new writer takes the book
over and tries to recreate Iron Man/Stark into his own interpretation of the
character which usually is crap or 180 degrees from what he was.
5)Tony revealing his secret
identity was as unbelievable of a plot twist as you could come up with. I agree
that if he ever did it, it should be out of a position of strength, not say,
from blackmail by an enemy but this?!?!? Amazing!
What a sad state of affairs we
are in with this being issue #400. How sad. Read my review of issue #45. I
really think that was the last good Iron Man book. Where have we gone from that
which could have been a milestone issue? Can we take up a pledge drive to pay
Bob Layton’s salary for a year to get him back? Boy, I really miss those days
now! What about Len Kaminski? Grell asks "Where were you?" In the
garbage can with this book!
Thanks,
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Fan Reaction 7:
I'm just about done with this book. I stay merely for love of what Iron
Man SHOULD be. Comments: Good thing Tony gave Temugin his BEST
FIGHT. Iron Man has faced ninja type fighters before, I'm fairly certain
that Temugin would be classified as "out of Iron Man's league,"
or in other words "cannon fodder." That makes it, what? 5 losses
in a row? When was the last time IM won? Grell's stint on IM is
showing us how much of a loser Tony is instead of showing us how cool it would
be to have a suit of armor and lots of money. I like a good tragic IM
story as much as the next guy, but for this level of tragedy I'll read
Spiderman. They handle tragic characters better over there anyway. OK,
good point. I actually ended up liking Temugin's character. He still
shouldn't have beaten Tony however.
And then there's the secret out.
Oy. Why does Tony have a secret ID? It's never REALLY been to
protect those he loves. That's a cop out. IM plays TONY'S bodyguard,
not the other way around. That means Tony's more at risk than Iron Man.
Tony keeps it a secret because Iron Man keeps him more in touch with the common
man. To the world, Iron Man is just another joe working for Stark.
Well, that aspect of the book is now sadly gone. This was a poor way of
doing it too. The only good thing is that it can always be retracted.
Tony can always say, "well the IM I hired quit and I was in a jam to find a
replacement quick enough, so I decided to temporarily step in as Iron Man until
a suitable replacement was found. I did design the suit you know.
But after getting my @$$ kicked by unarmed men and letting senator's wives kill
themselves in front of me, It became clear that I was NOT meant to wear the
suit... blah blah blah." Man after all that SHOULD he wear the suit?
Marvel give me my Iron Man back!!! I went through Teen Tony!!! This
is WORSE!!! Keep Ryan on though. I like his improvements here. --
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Fan Reaction 8:
I liked Temugin, but I thought they should have done much more to establish that
he was superhuman. Like having him shatter a skyscrapper with one punch. Or
having the monks shoot him with a bazooka instead of just stabbing him with
swords. If Grell wants to make basically Goku beat up Iron Man, fine, but
clearly establish that Temugin is Goku-level. As is, there are only a few clues
to establish that Iron Man didn't get beat up by basically Daredevil. The fight
itself looked cool, nontheless. --
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