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IRON MAN: HYPERVELOCITY #1 |
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(March 2007) - no title -
Cover art: Brian
Denham.
Script: Adam Warren. Art: Brian Denham.
I guess this
is the same
Iron Man/Tony
Stark in the regular series. It’s getting hard to keep track of them all. Some
new info about Tony… He loves ‘80s Metal! Has Marvel been doing their
demographic research or what? I bet half of the current readers have a few speed
metal vinyl records laying around somewhere. Now, I
personally think that Tony would be listening to Hardcore Techno music rather
than 80’s metal, but still… let’s face it… if Tony was going to listen to
anything from the ‘80s, it would probably be Jimmy Buffet. You know, “Wasting
away in Margaritaville”, “Cheeseburger in Paradise”.
I think research into the Layton/Michelinie
years would back me up. Isn’t that the Tony we know and love? What about disco?
Tony and Rhodey were known to boogie back then.
The next
thing you will notice is the tech-heavy writing. I’m starting to think the
writer might actually like Tony Stark after all. We see
SHIELD
mouthing the same anti-Stark blather we hear at our local comic shop.
Iron Man
blasts everything to smithereens during a SHIELD test. Cool. Tony reminisces
during the “fray”…funny bit with teen-age Tony getting busy with
a high-school hotty
by getting her drunk on wine-coolers! Good moves, Tony, Passion Peach flavor
even… but then she turns into some crazy-dreamy-multi-lingual
goth-suicide-chick! Yes! Good stuff! What the
heck is happening? I don’t know… I’ll keep reading…Wait! Tony isn’t in the
armor at all. He’s lamenting his alcoholism and wakes up from a dream of
being killed by his Iron
Man armor encasing him
“Iron Maiden” style. That Suicide Chick again…now speaking French! Wait! Now
SHIELD blasts Iron Man
from the sky-decapitating him. But
Iron Man
catches his severed head and screws it back on! It was a robot, or was it?
Yes we’ve seen remote controlled Iron Man before, but something different is
happening here...
The story
is as confusing as my review, but all together a good issue. I would say 3
repulsors plus… I couldn’t go all the way with a
4 repulsor rating, and it’s better than a half
repulsor, so if I would be allowed to tack 2
speed skates to that then so be it.
Deadly Buda's Recommendation:
  repulsors!
(+ 2 speed skates!)
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