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IRON MAN: HYPERVELOCITY #1 Print E-mail
(March 2007)  - no title -  Cover art: Brian Denham. Script: Adam Warren. Art: Brian Denham. I guess this is the same Iron Man/Tony Stark in the regular series. It’s getting hard to keep track of them all. Some new info about Tony… He loves ‘80s Metal! Has Marvel been doing their demographic research or what? I bet half of the current readers have a few speed metal vinyl records laying around somewhere. Now, I personally think that Tony would be listening to Hardcore Techno music rather than 80’s metal, but still… let’s face it… if Tony was going to listen to anything from the ‘80s, it would probably be Jimmy Buffet. You know, “Wasting away in Margaritaville”, “Cheeseburger in Paradise”. I think research into the Layton/Michelinie years would back me up. Isn’t that the Tony we know and love? What about disco? Tony and Rhodey were known to boogie back then.

The next thing you will notice is the tech-heavy writing. I’m starting to think the writer might actually like Tony Stark after all. We see SHIELD mouthing the same anti-Stark blather we hear at our local comic shop. Iron Man blasts everything to smithereens during a SHIELD test. Cool. Tony reminisces during the “fray”…funny bit with teen-age Tony getting busy with a high-school hotty by getting her drunk on wine-coolers! Good moves, Tony, Passion Peach flavor even… but then she turns into some crazy-dreamy-multi-lingual goth-suicide-chick! Yes! Good stuff! What the heck is happening? I don’t know… I’ll keep reading…Wait! Tony isn’t in the armor at all. He’s lamenting his alcoholism and wakes up from a dream of being killed by his Iron Man armor encasing him “Iron Maiden” style. That Suicide Chick again…now speaking French! Wait! Now SHIELD blasts Iron Man from the sky-decapitating him. But Iron Man catches his severed head and screws it back on! It was a robot, or was it? Yes we’ve seen remote controlled Iron Man before, but something different is happening here...  

The story is as confusing as my review, but all together a good issue. I would say 3 repulsors plus… I couldn’t go all the way with a 4 repulsor rating, and it’s better than a half repulsor, so if I would be allowed to tack 2 speed skates to that then so be it.

Deadly Buda's Recommendation:   repulsors!  (+ 2 speed skates!)

 
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